I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"The story of an uncommonly gentle man."
Edward Scissorhands (1990) (x)
my default comeback when people are being nasty courtesy of ssa david rossi
Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
Awww. Looks like Bandit, but he’s a blue heeler/beagle.
I must have an Aussie cattle dogpuppiessss!PUPPIES!!!!!
So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
I saw Slenderman standing at the end of the hallway, staring at me… But, it seems he just wanted to say heyBefrienderman
You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
(via DVM Multimedia)
Good to know.
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
Dine and dash.
you mean dine and crash
|Song: this is exactly what you think it is|
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bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day
my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”