Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe! (July 23, 1989)
So dis jus’ happened.
(If anyone needed more proofs dat JJ is lesbian…)
Fun sex tip: when you orgasm, lose your soul turn into a ruthless murderer and torture and kill all her friends and family like the centuries old vampire you are
Continue this sadistic killer spree until your soul is restored only moments before she has to kill you to prevent an apocalypse
Kind of afraid to ask Alan Rickman for his autograph.
The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.
He looks so strange without the mustache.
You mean damn fine.
God help the outcasts, children of God
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”