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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

  #elephant in the room    #hehe    #no one talks about the BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA  

"The story of an uncommonly gentle man."

Edward Scissorhands (1990) (x)

sambraddock:

my default comeback when people are being nasty courtesy of ssa david rossi

captainjaymerica:

teaandfootball:

trail-rated:

militiamedic:

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

Awww. Looks like Bandit, but he’s a blue heeler/beagle.

I must have an Aussie cattle dog

captainjaymerica
puppiessss!
PUPPIES!!!!!

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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  #this is the best damn thing ever!!!  

geeknip:

d0rkninja:

I saw Slenderman standing at the end of the hallway, staring at me… But, it seems he just wanted to say hey

Befrienderman
  #fuck no!!!!  

You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?

krwebb:

animalwelfarists:

(via DVM Multimedia)

Good to know.

krwebb:

animalwelfarists:

(via DVM Multimedia)

Good to know.

holligenet:

daftwithoneshoe:

askmeifimadalek:

Can we take a moment

The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …

… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"

I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”

thatredhead88:

becausebirds:

Dine and dash.

you mean dine and crash

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Song: this is exactly what you think it is
Played: 2,405,121 times.

captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

  #THE LAST THREEEEEEEE  
“Happiness can be found,
even in the darkest of times,
if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
-Albus Dumbledore